Good morrow, ladies and gentlemen. Bionica is very pleased to inform you of the following event:

Oh, we dearly do hope you are able to make an appearance at this little gala we’re presenting. Yes, we’ve even composed special songs just for this occasion, we’d love to sing them to you… Oh dear, it will be filled with such pleasantries… Do come!

A very mirthful eventide to all of you. Good night!


-R.G. Gregory, Esq.